CEBSC Thursday 16th August 12pm SLT

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency....Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....Our four... no...Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise...

I'll come in again.

(Ladies.. for all your facial hair needs, a visit to Mr Enoch will brighten your day...and put hairs on your chin.)

Thank you again, Sir.. a star!

Early Bird catches a turn

A wonderful time was had by all
At the Early Birds Social Club Party - nay Ball!
So many faces, so many names,
Food and fine port, so many came
Miss Abigail Raymaker was the perfect host
Twas her birthday too, we offered a toast
To good health and happiness, good friends galore
(pity the lag become such a bore)
I danced with a fox, a right proper gent
He twirled me around; how quickly I went
The ladies looked lovely in their dresses so fine
(I had to nip off and redesign mine)
Then back to the party and it was still there
I felt ever so special with a red rose in my hair